Spinach and Feta Scrambled Eggs

It's been a rough week. The baby has had the flu, and now she looks to be getting a cold. On top of everything else, we had to call a service repairman about our garbage disposal (something about someone shoving too many sweet potato peels down at once... Just wait until I get my hands on that no-good, lazy cook we've got), and today the dishwasher conked out.

If you're like me, and you feel like the subject of a Loretta Lynn song right about now, here's a timesaver: thaw and drain a package of spinach (squeeze that sucker good), and scramble it with a bunch of eggs and a package of feta cheese. You can reheat a bit of it each morning for a few days, along with some frozen waffles and coffee. You may poo-poo this idea and choose to eat only freshly scrambled eggs, but as Loretta says: "here in Topeka," my good food snob, "the coffee's boilin' over and the warsh needs a' hangin'/ one wants a cookie and a' one wants a' changin'/ Lord, one's on the way."



"Aw, gee, I hope it ain't twins uh-gain!"

Gorgonzola Pappardelle

The weather outside at the moment is what my husband calls, "ass cold." So I've been looking for warm dishes that "stick" a little bit. This gorgonzola pasta is a nice option, and easy to make.



I just started with a tablespoon or so of light butter, then added a tablespoon or two of flour, until it balls up (I start a lot of sauces this way). Then you slowly start adding cold milk, and whisking until it is heated through and creamy, then adding a little more (don't add the full cup or two of milk at once, or the flour lumps will never come out). Add a bit of salt, pepper, and I like just a teeny pinch of nutmeg. Then whisk in a few ounces of gorgonzola cheese. I recommend a silicon-coated whisk for this job, so you don't ruin your pan surface, particularly if it is non-stick.

Then I added frozen peas at the last moment and warmed them through, and added the sauce to some nice broadly-shaped pappardelle. I garnished it with parsley, and felt sorry for any poor bastards who have to be outside in this weather!

Roast Chicken with Gravy and Mediterranean Stuffing

What a fancy title! For what will probably be one of my shortest posts ever...

I was in the mood for some thanksgiving-style turkey and stuffing one day, but I also had sort of a salt/savory craving. Also, I felt inordinately lazy (yes, I was pregnant.)



I had some pre-made "Mediterranean salad": the kind you find in the deli section at Jewel, near the hummus and pre-made meals. It had beans, couscous, carrots, parsley and other grains and seasonings in a vinaigrette dressing. I mixed up some Stouffer's stuffing, and added the bean salad to it. I also added some pitted and diced calamata olives to it. Voila! Mediterranean-style stuffing.

I continued on my cheating bender and purchased a rotisserie chicken. I made gravy by using the drippings in the bottom of the container. I added them to a pan, then sprinkled on flour to make a roux, and added chicken broth and seasoning until I liked the taste.



Scratched that itch, and with as little energy expended as a football-viewing couch potato might use to scratch his expanding midsection.

Crockpot BBQ and Easy Smashed Potatoes

I've been shopping at Costco more often, in an attempt to make several portions and thereby keep our food costs down. Neither of us mind leftovers, so that works out well.

A couple of weeks ago I grabbed some boneless beef ribs on sale that looked tasty. I decided to try to make some "Crockpot BBQ" out of them instead of slow-cooking them in the oven.



I seared the meat in a skillet first on all sides, using a nice hot pan and then I seasoned them at that time, as well (salt, pepper, garlic powder). Then I put them in the slow cooker with what has developed into my bar-b-que sauce recipe (I keep tweaking):

two cups of catsup, or ketchup if ya nasty
one cup of mustard, any kind
two capfuls of liquid smoke
about a quarter to a half cup of molasses
one cup of packed brown sugar
as much Red Hot sauce as you think you’ll like
one dark beer, or a couple of shots bourbon
half a medium onion, diced finely
two cloves diced garlic
a heavy shake of cumin (don't be shy) and a shake of coriander
salt and pepper (plenty of black pepper)
two small cans of tomato paste (this is the new part - my sauce was coming out too runny)

I cooked the beef for about six hours. I had to skim fat (oil) off the top, because the ribs were pretty fatty. However, after that was done the beef didn't have any big pieces of fat on it, because it had all been rendered and skimmed off the top. (Now I dunno if that's for everyone, but I happen to be what the epicurean ladies call a "real man" in my cooking.)

I made smashed 'taters, too. Several years ago I started making these based on something I saw Rachel Ray do with red potatoes. It works with those, but I like the Yukon Gold even better. If you haven't tried those potatoes, you really must. They're buttery, and the skins are light.

I scrub the potatoes (about 6-8 of them), then I dice them and boil them with plenty of salt in the water. I don't peel them (they're better for you this way, anyway), I just remove the bad bits and the "eyes." I drain them, then add one container of cream cheese (believe it or not, the fat-free works fine, too), and enough chicken broth a bit at a time until they are the consistency I want using a hand potato masher. Then I add salt and pepper to taste. Without the peeling and the whipping, making mashed potatoes this way is just as easy as making any other veggie.

I served it with green salad or a green veggie (taking back my "real man" status, perhaps), and DAMN. I have to say I just about sprained a muscle patting myself on the back over this one. Hoo doggie! I think it came to about $1.50 or $2 each serving. Lots of leftovers, too, and the taters just soak up that sauce.